I need money, quickly and legally... :(

Kinetic^ · 02-11-2008 11:45PM

Why not ask Santa for an Xbox 360?

jill_valentine · 02-11-2008 11:46PM

brianthebard wrote: »

What did you eat for dinner today?

I had a Knorr thing, where you pour hot boiling water into it, and it's supposed to be mashed potato.

It's not.

su_dios · 02-11-2008 11:46PM

Is this thread for real?!

You have a few choices as a student...

1. Get a different job that will pay higher and suit your timetable.

2. Spend less on food and living by shopping around.

3. Use your feckin' computer skills you're learning in college to make some money! Design a program and sell it off or design webpages.

4. Get a second job! Something with tips maybe?

Again..are you for real?

giggsy664 · 02-11-2008 11:46PM

I haven't accumulated 10$ yet.

(and ive broken their site rules by making 2 accounts. Trying to turn myself in now)

jill_valentine · 02-11-2008 11:47PM

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Why not ask Santa for an Xbox 360?

Because last year I accidentally killed Santa, by mistakenly ringing the little girl the prebooked Wii was intended for instead of her mam.

That was not a fun christmas.

BigAl>> · 02-11-2008 11:48PM

Danger_Dave wrote: »

Become an Escort . Anything after paying for your time is the result of two consenting adults

P.S Do 1 million monday .

Let me 2nd tht idea!

AlmightyCushion · 02-11-2008 11:49PM

giggsy664 wrote: »

Try this:

[URL]Http://bux.to[/URL]

One of those you click here, don't look at an ad for 30 seconds and get 1 us cent for every ad.

(if you are going to join put giggsy in the referrar box please)

I just discovered a way for you to double your money. That site pays your account a cent every time one of the people you referred views an ad. Create a second account and use your first account as the referral. Solely use the second account from now on and you'll start earning a cent for both accounts whenever you view an ad.

Piste · 02-11-2008 11:50PM

That's amazing

There's a Fable 2?! Ok add me to the list of people who desperately want money now.

m@cc@ · 02-11-2008 11:50PM

Piste wrote: »

There are some sites where you can sell used underwear to desperate men in various parts of the world. Try finding one of them.

Doesn't even have to be used. Some mackerel oil pasted on will suffice though it depends on your profit margins.

brianthebard · 02-11-2008 11:51PM

jill_valentine wrote: »

I had a Knorr thing, where you pour hot boiling water into it, and it's supposed to be mashed potato.

It's not.

Lolz.
Try eating tesco beans and noodles for a month and maybe you'll have saved enough (this isn't what I eat, I eat marginally worse).

jill_valentine · 02-11-2008 11:52PM

su_dios wrote: »

Is this thread for real?!

You have a few choices as a student...

1. Get a different job that will pay higher and suit your timetable.

2. Spend less on food and living by shopping around.

3. Use your feckin' computer skills you're learning in college to make some money! Design a program and sell it off or design webpages.

4. Get a second job! Something with tips maybe?

Again..are you for real?

Ish. I would like money. I could live without the Xbox.

As for my computer skills: I'm currently putting together an ATM programme for an assignment. It's not going well. So far, regardless of what PIN you enter, or what quantity you request, it gives you lots and lots and lots of money.

I put this down to my own subconscious wish for my own ATM to accidentally give me lots and lots and lots of money. If I had lots of money, I might be able to programme better. See, my education is at stake too...

Gummy Panda · 02-11-2008 11:52PM

Piste wrote: »

There are some sites where you can sell used underwear to desperate men in various parts of the world. Try finding one of them.

ah fcuk!

that underwear came from boards' users?!?!

I was promised that it came from some japanese teenage girl who was easily aroused.

giggsy664 · 02-11-2008 11:53PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I just discovered a way for you to double your money. That site pays your account a cent every time one of the people you referred views an ad. Create a second account and use your first account as the referral. Solely use the second account from now on and you'll start earning a cent for both accounts whenever you view an ad.

I wonder why I never thought of that!!!!

[/Sarcasm]

That's what I did.

I just had a brainwave!!! How about you make 20 accounts and say giggsy reffered you! You'd make a lot of money and they'd think you're cool cos you broke their rules so theyd give you 3 hundred dollars.!!!!

A friend ofmine did it and It really worked!!

pickarooney · 02-11-2008 11:53PM

For €50 euro, register yourself as the Bank of Jill Valentine, then just borrow an Xbox, holiday in Qatar, combine harvester... Biffo'll have your back if ou don't feel like repaying the debt.

BigAl>> · 02-11-2008 11:53PM

jill_valentine wrote: »

Because last year I accidentally killed Santa, by mistakenly ringing the little girl the prebooked Wii was intended for instead of her mam.

That was not a fun christmas.

OMG! LMFAO.......seriously funny, would of loven to be a fly on the wall for tht ph convo.

Piste · 02-11-2008 11:54PM

You could try ways of cutting down on the money you spend, like Brianthebard suggested, maybe drink cheaper drinks when you go out, walk instead of taking the bus, stop giving money to charity (if you do give money to charity).

Alternatively ask for a load of games for Christmas, not necessarily Xbox games, then sell them after Christmas and use the money from them to buy your Xbox.

jill_valentine · 02-11-2008 11:56PM

brianthebard wrote: »

Lolz.
Try eating tesco beans and noodles for a month and maybe you'll have saved enough (this isn't what I eat, I eat marginally worse).

Yesterday's dinner was tinned chickpeas straight from the can.

Which incidentally, means Fallout would be a bit of lighthearted escapism for me. Those guys don't know how easy they have it.

You can still get scurvy, right?

BigAl>> · 02-11-2008 11:56PM

"last year I accidentally killed Santa"

You sure it was an accident Jill??? somehow I think it was your darkside tht made tht call.

jill_valentine · 03-11-2008 12:00AM

BigAl>> wrote: »

OMG! LMFAO.......seriously funny, would of loven to be a fly on the wall for tht ph convo.

It was really, really awful.

The mam was not impressed. She yelled down the phone so loudly that passers by could hear her.

My suggestion that perhaps she should have given me her phone number instead of her kid's fell on deaf ears. Deaf, angry ears.

brianthebard · 03-11-2008 12:00AM

jill_valentine wrote: »

Yesterday's dinner was tinned chickpeas straight from the can.

Which incidentally, means Fallout would be a bit of lighthearted escapism for me. Those guys don't know how easy they have it.

You can still get scurvy, right?

Yeah scurvy. Maybe you should eat more spuds, good source of vit C.

brendansmith · 03-11-2008 12:00AM

Sperm donor?
Recession or no recession there will always be a demand for jizz!:D

m@cc@ · 03-11-2008 12:02AM

jill_valentine wrote: »

Yesterday's dinner was tinned chickpeas straight from the can.

Welcome to the world of budgeting. It's a long road but you'll get there. Hopefully.

jill_valentine · 03-11-2008 12:02AM

Brendan, not a bad idea were it not for a fairly major biological obstacle in my way there...

brianthebard wrote: »

Yeah scurvy. Maybe you should eat more spuds, good source of vit C.

Does imitation potato count?

BigAl>> · 03-11-2008 12:02AM

jill_valentine wrote: »

Yesterday's dinner was tinned chickpeas straight from the can.

Which incidentally, means Fallout would be a bit of lighthearted escapism for me. Those guys don't know how easy they have it.

You can still get scurvy, right?

Thats not good

jill_valentine · 03-11-2008 12:04AM

m@cc@ wrote: »

Welcome to the world of budgeting. It's a long road but you'll get there. Hopefully.

I dunno man, I think I might die of bread poisoning before that day comes...

dsmythy · 03-11-2008 12:06AM

I'll give you some money. I'm incredibly rich and generous.

Just PM me your details and i'll wire it to you tomorrow.

brendansmith · 03-11-2008 12:10AM

jill_valentine wrote: »

Brendan, not a bad idea were it not for a fairly major biological obstacle in my way there...

Hmmm, i see!

I got it!!
Jizz is at an all time low right now so buy buy buy, when its value rises you can sell it for a profit!!

BigAl>> · 03-11-2008 12:10AM

dsmythy wrote: »

I'll give you some money. I'm incredibly rich and generous.

Just PM me your details and i'll wire it to you tomorrow.

There is always one willing to give their money away!! so noble of you. Why do I thikg tht your just giving Jill false hope of ever owning an xbox.......ok she ruined xmas for tht little girl.....doesnt mean u have to fill her full of hope!! unless tht little girl was you??

Gummy Panda · 03-11-2008 12:11AM

dsmythy wrote: »

I'll give you some money. I'm incredibly rich and generous.

Just PM me your details and i'll wire it to you tomorrow.

This man is a con.

He asked for my bank details as i had won some cash price. The monies consisted of the 1p and 2p that people forget about out of the millions of 1p and 2p's. I never got my 82.72

dsmythy · 03-11-2008 12:14AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

This man is a con.

He asked for my bank details as i had won some cash price. The monies consisted of the 1p and 2p that people forget about out of the millions of 1p and 2p's. I never got my 82.72

It's coming i swear! Tell more of your friends to enter the er... competition and that will make the money come faster.

I need money, quickly and legally... :(

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